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TJ COLETTI

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3:27 am
November 17, 2010


Mike Davis

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Post edited 3:27 am – November 17, 2010 by Mike Davis


T.J. COLETTI said:

keenan I was choking you out remember until your coach stabbed me in the head with a fucking pen through the cage so I would let go of you and he filled a water bottle with scolding hot water for me to refresh with while cutting weight in the sauna to beat you up at your weight that night. I cut so much weight two hrs before that fight

I needed a bed not a cage fight.. on the drive up there I was ready to kick your ass bro; then your coach cut me 13lbs and burned me with hot water then im choking you out and i feel a sharp object pressuring my scalp until i felt it pop through the skin at which point I shouted to the ref, the ref stopped the fight and examined my head and agreed that something fucked up went on there… and I heard him in my right ear and then I started feeling the pressure of this object that felt like a pen drilling through my scalp.


your F***ing kidding me, you where not against cage when you fought him dude how could he, and when the hell did ref stop fight?  did Keenan hit you that hard? Not to mention he was in your corner the whole fight not his!

9:19 am
November 17, 2010


Marc-Andre Drolet

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PRICELESS

 

TJ you are confusing yourself with Renzo Gracie when he fought Eugenio Tadeau at Pentagon fights.  ANd it was a knife not a pen.  And you didn't even mention the brawl that errupted after that with the bjj and lutre livre guys.

 

You claim weight cutting as an excuse for alot of your losses, but that's the 1 thing you can't blame on anybody else but yourself.

 

Who are you under contract with? I call bullshit.

9:35 am
November 17, 2010


Robin Black

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I notice TJs messages are always a bit nuttier at night, a bit mellower in the day.

Drinker? Werewolf?

Theories?

10:12 am
November 17, 2010


T.J. COLETTI

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ebejer is a fuckin loser he prolly got his broken knee caps from somebody else he scammed.

10:14 am
November 17, 2010


Keith Grienke

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T.J. COLETTI said:

ebejer is a fuckin loser he prolly got his broken knee caps from somebody else he scammed.


All right…. lets hear how Ebejer scammed you, TJ. 

10:37 am
November 17, 2010


Marc-Andre Drolet

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Was this before or after you got in his trunk?

10:40 am
November 17, 2010


Robin Black

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WEREWOLF I say!

12:27 pm
November 17, 2010


alex

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Why are you drinking water in the sauna anyway? Did no one ever explain that you go in there to shed water weight?

 

Thats not a sarcastic question – it might actually explain why you eggreciously miss weight?

1:02 pm
November 17, 2010


Mike Davis

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I still want to hear the trunk story.

1:03 pm
November 17, 2010


harry balls

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"then I started feeling the pressure of this object that felt like a pen drilling through my scalp."

 

Probably the only solid thing you have had going through your head ever….

  • The standard of excellence on any job
    site is defined by the sloppiest piece of work you will accept.

    – F. Jones

    If Darwin was right Bobby’s back should be turning into a matress soon.- Get Realz, on Bobby K

3:58 pm
November 17, 2010


Jason Bouwmeester

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Haha this thread is pure gold. PURE.

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6:28 pm
November 17, 2010


Hardcastle

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As for the trunk story, I can confirm what exactly happened.

Colletti and his buddy were to be stranded at the hotel and after around an hour of begging paul he finally broke down and decided to toss colletti in the trunk while his buddy(who is a lot more level headed than Colletti) rode in the car.

The trip started off with around 3 laps of the Casino taking the speedbumps at a minimum of 50K,(Gotta love Rental Insurance) Then we proceeded to the bank without telling colletti who is still at this point stranded in the trunk.

We then get to the bank and as Paul and Collettis buddy get out the 4 of us left in the car stay perfectly silent to make TJ feel like we have left him in the car. So after 10 minutes of panic Colletti finally finds the emergency release in the trunk and gets out of the trunk, with a couple of people walking by him as they say things like "You must smell like s**t" or "the other people in the car must not like you very much". at the same time Ebejer and Collettis buddy get back to the car and yell get back in the F***in Trunk! as the people walking by would laugh again haha. Then we proceed to drive back to the hotel.

Anybody staying at the Hotel could vouch for the massive speedbumps on the street in front of the Hotel, We decided to do 2 laps of the hotel reaching up to 80K or so on 1 attempt and I am pretty sure Colletti was a couple more KM/h away from flying through the trunk. then we finally got to the hotel and that was the last we saw from him as much as i can remember haha. All in all, great time.

10:07 pm
November 17, 2010


bbomber

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I think we have a bit of a "chiken or egg" situation here.  Does TJ let himself get punched in the face repeatedly because he is mentally unhinged or is he mentally unhinged because of all the times he's been punched in the face?

10:16 pm
November 17, 2010


harry balls

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WWTJD…..

  • The standard of excellence on any job
    site is defined by the sloppiest piece of work you will accept.

    – F. Jones

    If Darwin was right Bobby’s back should be turning into a matress soon.- Get Realz, on Bobby K

12:45 am
November 18, 2010


Tyler Davis

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to respond to robin's theroy i sayalien and the more oxygen he is breathing in is acting as a haloucinagenic drug therfore the more he breath's the crazier he will become

2:02 am
November 18, 2010


Mitch Clarke

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"TJ you are confusing yourself with Renzo Gracie when he fought Eugenio
Tadeau at Pentagon fights.  ANd it was a knife not a pen.  And you
didn't even mention the brawl that errupted after that with the bjj and
lutre livre guys."

 

best obscure fight reference on this website yet

 

Also Robin, my theory is TJ is a drinker and a werewolf

6:28 am
November 18, 2010


T.J. COLETTI

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ebejer signs a contract with me to fight at xcc and then explained to me at the fight that he didn't have my purse… he's a scammer and a dodger.

6:31 am
November 18, 2010


T.J. COLETTI

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Thats funny, i never heard that before.. but ya his name is Andy social he's a fuckin goof he drilled a fucking pen into my head i would not lie about something like this. i was winning the fight and this is what he didi out of desperation for a win.

6:37 am
November 18, 2010


T.J. COLETTI

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anyone with a screen name like yers should know their discusting.

6:39 am
November 18, 2010


T.J. COLETTI

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I poured the water on my head and burned my head before i got stabbed in the same spot and I made weight for that fight.

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