So You Want To Be A F@*&In’ Fighter?

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So You Want To Be A F@*&In’ Fighter?  There is a lot more to it than being the toughest kid in your class or winning some bar fight or having a black belt in Kung Fu.

before you heading down to your local gym and tell them you want to fight in the UFC, please read these five rules on how to become a MMA fighter.

Here are the links to each post of the ‘So You Want To Be A F@*&In’ Fighter?’ series :

Rule 1 – Shut Up
You want to be a f@*&in’ fighter?  Get to your gym and shut up! No one wants to hear your street fighting heroics or your Kung Fu rank.

Rule 2 – Show Up
You want to be a f@*&in’ fighter? Go to the gym consistently. No excuses!

Rule 3 – Know Your Place
You want to be a f@*&in’ fighter? Remember there is a gym hierarchy. Know your spot in that hierarchy!

Rule 4 – Know What You’re In For
You want to be a f@*&in’ fighter? Training is one thing. Being locked in a cage with a guy who wants to hurt you is another.

Rule 5 – Never Be Satisfied
You want to be a f@*&in’ fighter? Always, always, always strive to improve. Your opponent is!

7 Responses to “ So You Want To Be A F@*&In’ Fighter? ”

  1. Moynes says:

    this was the shittiest advice i have ever heard roy nelson doesn’t go to no gym he trains from home and he would whoop your ass in about 5 seconds

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  2. Ched says:

    roy nelson is also a super human, and would f**k you like an animal

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  3. Josh says:

    @Moynes Nelson is a black belt under Renzo Gracie, I guarantee you he didn’t get that training in his basment watching dvd’s

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  4. You’re right Moynes. Every bit of advice in this series of articles is all invalid because of Roy Nelson.

    Roy is an exception to many rules, whether it be Technical or Cosmetic reasons.

    Big Country is awesome

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  5. Article is valid again since Roy lost

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  6. Robin Black says:

    Junior Dos Santos goes to a gym all right.

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  7. That’s discrimination against fat people if I’ve ever seen some.

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